Your Very Own Scooby Doo Adventure

Write a new Scooby Doo story with dialogue based on topic if any. There are some standard lines like a few of the following: "Boy am I hungry" (Shaggy), "Me, too!" (Scooby), [whimpering] (Scooby), "Boy, is this place creepy" (Shaggy), "Maybe we'll find some spooky clues" (Velma), "C'mon, gang!" (Fred), "Let's spread out/split up" (Fred), and "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!" (the culprit). In the middle of the story is a chase scene accompanied by an original pop rock song with lyrics (on a tangentially related topic).