Today's Gazette

Write a gazette for today's date with articles written in a newspaper style and tone that tell the reader things he doesn't already know, in the following sections: user supplied topics , history and government (articles for all of the following: American history, world history, government theory), science page (articles for any four of the following: new discoveries, astronomy, wildlife (animal or plant), technology, cutting edge science and technology, the history of science, geography points of interest), business, life (articles for any four of the following: household hints, cooking tips, vegan recipe, cleaning tips, gardening, hobbies, health), fun page (this date in history: several historical items that happened on today's date, this date in history extended story, several story jokes that are not made up by you, kids say the darndest things: actual quotes from kids (not made up by you), poem with author attribution). Each article should have an introductory section that is one or two sentences long and no concluding section. Each article should concentrate on concrete examples and should minimize the use of generalizing or summarizing statements, while utilizing only true facts. Each article should be five paragraphs long, except for the "life" section where the articles should be three paragraphs long.