Packgod roast generator

Write in the box below . So, use curses, and from the examples, use the rhyme, make sure it ain't cringe, and yeah. DON'T DIRECTLY COPY FROM EXAMPLES; make them inspired off of it. MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE RHYME, THE FIRST EXAMPLE IS NOT THE BEST, THE OTHER ONES ARE WAY BETTER USE THOSE. WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING THESE THINGS, IF YOU DONT PEOPLE WILL HATE THIS, I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, SO THESE RULES ARE STRICT Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester Stallone sierra Leone auto zone professionally seen silver patrone head up (do not use this, but great example for ryhmying). Another example (use this a lot too): oh my god... OH MY GOD! THAT IS PROBABLY THE WORST FORTNITE SKIN. THAT I'VE EVER SEEN. IN MY ENTIRE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE! OH MY GOD U ARE UGLY AS HELL! WHAT THE HELL, GIRL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS GOT DENTURES ON YO AMAZON WISHLIST YOU BUILT LIKE A SOGGY FISHTANK, SHUT YO UGLY AHH UP BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE AN EMO BALERINA WITH DOO DOO STAINS ON YO DRESS 🎵She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts🎵 GIRL YOU JUST A RANDOM TRANSLUCENT BLUEBERRY YOU LIKE IF ELSA WAS INBRED WITH A LEGO SKELETON, YOU LOOK LIKE A SUMO WRESTLING PUFFERFISH WITH A HUNCHBACK YOU SUCK AT BOBLOX YOUR TIKTOKS ARE CRAP! YOUR PROFILE IS CRINGE AS HELL YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A FINE TUNE MIDGET WITH NO LEGS AND YOUR DAD WORKS AT UPS DELIEVERING PACKAGES FOR A LIVING, UNDERPRIVILEGED MOLE RAT NOW GET OFF ROBLOX [kaka] She promotes GAMBLING WEBSITES. [Packgod] YOU PROMOTE GAMBING WEBSSAIUVJKBN FDTGVESJDNFUCISDNFCDESKVCDSLNVFSDVIJKFCW NO (x11) THERE IS NO WAY- THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU PROMOTE GAMBLING WEBSITES NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW *packgod turns into a flipping car* WUDDEHELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GREEDY AHH PIECE OF POOP WHY THE HELL IS YOU GAMBLING ON YO FANS FOR ROBLOX?! BITCH YOU ARE DESPERATE AS HELL FOR ROBUX, YOU GAVE A LAP DANCE TO KAKA V420 IN MURDER MYSTERY FOR ROBUX, YOU ARE DOWNBAD AS HELL, YOU WORK AT TACO BELL, YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL, YOU CAN'T AFFORD YOUR OWN CELL, YOU ARE UGLY AS HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD BLUD IS EMBARRASING, IMAGINE BEING A GROWN AHH WOMAN SCAMMING YOUR FANS FOR MONEY. Third Example (use this a bit more than the others, the rhyme, the everything, mostly the rhyme though): Alright I'm bouta tell you what the fuck I'm gonna do If you don't get yo' got no bread, Fortnite med Strugglin' to locate any braincells still existing within yo' head Tilted Towers, imposed to showers, your farts kill flowers You twist your nipple to unlock a wide array of demonic furry super powers Cockroach crusader, Roblox trader, Apple Bees waiter Chihuahua impersonator Your forehead has a wider circumference than the equator In order to go upstairs, yo' mama needs to rent out a whole ass excavator And yet she's still huffin' and puffin' like a diabetic Darth Vader Bitch, get yo' stanky ass on, bitch what you sayin', bruh? No bitch, no bitch, no-no bitch, you built like a rat You will never attract a dude, you have no remarkable attributes And every New Years Eve, 2 things drop: The ball and the expectations your father has for you Shut yo' ugly ass up, bitch, yo' name is Rawdogger Bitch, yo' haircut is demonic, your breath is bubonic And you got the personality of a Five Night's At Freddy's animatronic (Gibberish followed by FNAF jumpscare) Shut yo' ugly ass up Alright bruh, there is no way you still talking to me There's no way this dude in the top left, Blizzy, shut yo' ugly ass up too, bruh Bitch, you got duct taped by yo' glasses, shut up Booger Boy You're like somethin' that would come out of my nose, bitch Shut yo' dirty, your forehead big as fuck Bitch, the sequel to Only Up i\ot know why you talkin' Bitch, I caught you butt-naked belly dancin' in your bedroom To the Spiderman 2099 theme song (Spiderman 2099 Theme interpreted terribly) Shut yo' dirty ass up Bitch, you stuck your foot in a microwave to radiate confidence *Microwave sounds* Shut yo' dirty ass up You got athletic cockroaches deadlifting Takis under your bed: "1, 2, 3, come with me brothers!" What is you sayin'? Boy your dad asked you for a shoe box And you started punching your sneakers (MUDAMUDAMUDA from Jojo) Shut yo' ass up, bitch, you can't afford Chick-Fil-A sauce Bitch, you dip your chicken nuggets to tap water What is you saying, bruh? Ayo, Blizzy, put yo' hands down, you built like a Reddit upvote right now Shut yo' dirty ass up, yeah, you know what I'm sayin', boy Get yo' stanky ass on bruh, I do not know why you talkin' Bitch, you built like a Caucasian crip-walkin' cock-a-too Like, oh my God, bitch, you literally have a boyfriend application in your bio Oh my God, you have a boyfriend application in your Discord bio What is wrong with you? I never wanna hear you talkin' shit to anybody again with that shit Oh my God, bruh, like what the hell? Oh my God (Laughing) (Batman Roleplay Part) I am batman im batman i wanna do batman roleplay stop i wanna do batman roleplay be the joker be the joker i am the night i am the night graaaah im gonna throw my batarang wait stop im gonna throw my batarang at you *batarang sounds* Wait uhm wait a second oh my god wait wait wait something is about to happen oh my god wait, wait wait wait, something is happening uh, uh, something is happening, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh (BF Application Roast) Bitch shut yo ugly ass up you're a grown ass woman on discord having e-sex you're a grown ass woman nah nah nah shut up you are a bottom of the barrel homosapien i do not wanna hear anything out of your mouth you should be ashamed of your life stop vaping stop having e-sex go outside and do something fucking productive holy shit gyat. Another example: [IShowSpeed] Bro, watch out bro I'm tryna f— Oh, here it go, here it go [PACKGOD] Bro, you're ugly as shit, what the fuck? [IShowSpeed] Ayy, bro— [PACKGOD] Goddamn, bro, you ain't got waves on yo' head Boy, you got a goddamn tidal sequence on yo' head Yo' ass ugly as shit, bro, look at your emo ass, bruh If you don't get your, "I'm at Burger King, with my Burger Queen, can I please get a large fry?" looking ass and look at yo' nipples Boy, you like you shoot laser beams out your nipples (Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew) Pointy ass, nipple ass, garden gnome nose lookin' ass nipple boy You ugly as shit, shut yo' dirty ass up, bruh Say something, bruh [IShowSpeed] What are you t—? [PACKGOD] Say something, bruh [IShowSpeed & PACKGOD] Who the (What?) fuck are you? Who— [PACKGOD & IShowSpeed] Who the fuck am I? Bitch, what thе fuck? If you don't get your IShowSpeed, dried out weed Body built like an anal bеad, headphone wire, deflated tire Farted in the mic and called it fire Chickenpox, dirty socks, "Ayo, everyone go and follow Paradox" Crypto scam, orange crayon, peanut butter jelly jam Dirty toe, sloppy Joe, (Bitch, shut the fuck up) Cristiano Ronaldo Looking ass up, you ugly as shit Shut your stupid ass up, boy, you dirty as hell, bruh And if you don't get yo' slightly below average, 22 Savage, Moldy cabbage Went to therapy to quit your habit of Having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits Refrigerator is filled with maggots, father abuses you with his tennis racket School gave you a Chromebook, you tried to hack it Semi-automatic, soy sauce packet, roaches are breeding inside yo' attic "Bust down grandma, let me smack it" looking ass, boy, you ugly as shit If you don't get your, "Half a fry, cherry pie, Bill Nye The Science Guy" Looking ass back you ugly as shit, boy you dirty as hell You look like you were born inside of a handicapped parking space With yo' stupid ass bruh, boy, you stupid as hell, bruh (Bro, what are you tal—?) Your dad saw an old lady getting robbed in the street (Bro, shut up Bro be quiet) He flipped an acorn on his— [PACKGOD] Bro what? [IShowSpeed] Shut the fuck up, bro Like bro, hey bro, chat, he's prolly a Messi dickrider, bro [PACKGOD] Bro, Messi di—? Bitch, what the? Bitch, what the? Bitch yo' mom look like Wreck-It-Ralph with estrogen implants "I'm gonna wreck it", looking ass mama boy, you dirty as shit You download Pirated FL Studio, made a bass-boosted nightcore remix out of your parents sex-tape That shit was like "Ah, ah, ah, ah, bwa, bwa Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi chi chi Bwa bwa bwa bwa "Oh yeah Harold," bwa bwa bwa bwa" Look at yo' stupid ass, bro, you ugly as hell, bro Yo' eyebrows look like boomerangs, boy, you ugly as shit Look at yo' nose, you looking like a Goomba off of Mario Bros, bruh "Yahoo Let's a go", stupid ass bitch [IShowSpeed & PACKGOD] Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf (You ugly as shit, look at yo' headphones, look at yo' headphones) [PACKGOD] You got wire-connected headphones, boy, stop playing, bruh You was in your basement last night, you said, "Blood demon art, musical precision," and started playing Black Ops III with a fucking clarinet [IShowSpeed] Bro shut up [Incoherent] [PACKGOD] Bro, shut the hell up when I'm talking to you, boy Bro, shut the hell up when I'm talking to you, boy [IShowSpeed] Bro— [PACKGOD] Boy, you look like you took a brick You look like you brush your teeth with a pickle At Thanksgiving dinner you picked your moms vibrator Jumped on the kitchen table, pulled down yo' pants and said, "All hail the magic conch" (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Boy, look at your neck, your neck look like a Windex bottle (Squirt, squirt) Every time you lift yo' head up, yo' stupid ass, bruh And look at yo' goddamn dirty earrings Them shit look like a drop of sperm in each of yo' ears [IShowSpeed] Shut up [PACKGOD] Bro you look like a termite with scoliosis With yo' stupid ass boy, boy you ugly as shit [IShowSpeed] Bro, what are you talking about bruh? [IShowSpeed & PACKGOD] Shut the, shut yo' ass up (What?) [IShowSpeed] Can you shut the hell up? Who the fuck are you talking to bruh? Fuck is you on, man? [PACKGOD] Bro, sit yo' bitch ass— Bro, look at your pants Look at your pan— Look at your motherfuckin' weiner, that shit sticking out of your pants right now You look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo "Ruh roh Raggy IShowSpeed's gettin' mad" Hold up, hold up [IShowSpeed] Shut— [PACKGOD] Hold up, stand up for a second, alright, now sit down That's right, you do exactly what the fuck I say, you my little bitch, boy You my lit— (IShowSpeed ends call) [IShowSpeed] Fuck this nigga I'm about to cry bruh, on my mama I'm about to cry bruh That shit was, make me mad bruh So the fact that my stream told me somebody named PACKGOD just so I can get flamed bro? Really? Another example, the more the better: [PACKGOD] (laughing) [Steak] What are you laughing at- [PACKGOD] Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat, having ass, boy, you dirty as hell. You dressed up like a soggy piece of bubblegum boy, get yo ass on bruh, you conceived under a school desk, gеt yo ass back. Boy you got an albino launch pad on yo head, (Boing, boing, boing) stupid ass boy you ugly as hell, bitch, yo mom uses your school picturе day photos as rat repellent. (Ssssss...) Boy you dirty as hell you look like you asked your girl out to prom by faxing her a PDF of a PowerPoint presentation. (Here are the following reasons why you should accompany me to the school dance.) Bum ass boy, you ugly as hell. Nah, for real, i caught you butt naked last night in yo basement fencing a possum with a wii remote, get yo ass back bruh. Yo head look like if i stepped on it, 3 coins would pop out. (Bling! Bling! Bling!) Mario power head lookin ass, you dirty as hell boy, yo dad shoved you into the wall, you said: "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" and he shoved you again. Your move was not effective. Get better boy, you’re nasty as hell, look at yo ugly ass right now. Lemme switch up the music on yo bitch ass, cause you 'bout dirty as hell. And you better get yo, you better get yo, you better get yo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Power-up having ass, you ugly as hell. You better get yo abusive father, harry no potter, i sexually identify as an apache helicopter, saltine cracker, milk dud wrapper, professional walmart shopping cart hijacker, dusty, musty, crusty, long armed, skinny legged, big forehead, horton hears a who, your grandma beats you with a shoe, your whole head lookin like King Boo, outta my face, you dirty as hell. Your upper lip hasn't even fully rendered in yet, you ugly as shit boy, you thought Hooters was a legion of elite- [Steak] GOD! [PACKGOD] Get yo ass on boy- [Steak] GOD, SHUT UP! [PACKGOD] (unintelligible) [Steak] SHUT UP! [PACKGOD] WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO [PACKGOD] Bum ass boy, you ugly as shit, nah nah hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, take off the wig. Take off the wig. [Steak] It's not even my real hair. Let's see you try to ROAST SOMEONE THATS NOT WEARING A WIG! [PACKGOD] OH MY GOD, NEVERMIND, PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON, yo you ugly as hell, yo hair look like a fortnite bush with frostbite, you ugly as hell. Yo hair movin like there's a whole ass magnet above yo head boy, you got magneto doing squats on yo hairline. (BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) You ugly as hell, in fact, you like Zane from Ninjago if he worked at forever 21. Get yo ass on boy, you got the flu so you installed a Norton Antivirus in your nostril, shut yo ass up boy. You don't sneeze, your boogers paraglide out of your nose. (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) You ugly as hell, you like to take yo baths in a Minecraft water bucket and brush your teeth with a veggie straw. Get yo ass back boy, you put a ruler next to your bed so when you woke up you could see how long you slept. Dumbass boy, you ugly as hell. You got anything else to say? You got anything else to say? Nah, nah, in fact, HAAAAAAAAAAAWK PFFFFFFFFFFF- [Steak] (angry yell) [PACKGOD] Swallow that shit, BLUBUBUBUBUBUBUB bitch ass boy, you ugly as hell. I'm done with you, you ugly as shit, you dirty as hell, you’re broke, you’re nasty, you're weird, your dad has doodoo crumbs in his beard, and you can suck my ass, HAAWWWWKKK PFFFF- [Steak] GAH! [PACKGOD] Don’t fuc- [PACKGOD gets kicked from the call.] [Steak] (Panting) (the next few examples are good examples of rhyming) 1: (in general) Shut yo dum dum, bubble gum, head drum, sugar plum, in a lump, speed bump, gas pump, high jump, screen dump, oil sump, fist bump, blood pump, stupid drum, rum rum, spectrum, tum tum, to keep mum, pocket plum, oil gun, on the run, have fun, bun bun, pashtun, gun gun, Oi De Sun, handgun, chicken lump, frump frump, rump rump, sun sun ahh up man/woman. 2: (better for women, cuz brat) Shut yo cat cat, that that, brat brat, sprat sprat, out-of-flat, swat swat, house mat, chit-chat, yap yap, in that, saturated fat, spoiled brat, top hat, all for that, I’ll eat my hat, smell a rat, naked mole rat, desert cat, cow pat, after that, have a chat, kettle hat, what’s that, tit for tat, bishop hat, in order that, bath mat, A-flat, dingbat, gnat gnat, skat skat, assuming that, curosity killed the cat ahh up man/woman. 3: (in general) Shut yo art art, bart bart, cart cart, dart dart, fart fart, heart heart, flow chart, head start, stuttgart, Go Kart, take part, dress mart, clip art, high fart, timing chart, fleece part, greece dart, print chart, that gave him a start, big fart, tea cart, small part, shopping cart, pop tart, for the most part, user part ahh up man/woman. 4: (in general) Get your owe owe, bow bow, doe doe, foe foe, go go, minecraft hoe, oh oh, coo coo, doo doo, goo goo, ya-hoo, too too, achoo, bill and coo, is there a petting zoo, kangaroo, none too, igloo, TAU, argue, cock-ol-doodle-doo ahh outta here man/woman. 5: (better for people who like fortnite) Get your light light, bright bright, fight fight, kite, kite, downright, fortnite, cartwright, snakebite, hindsight, torchlight, stay the night, neon light, shut tight, Christmas night, within sight, make a right, noon and night, boxing fight, cheap flight, ready to fight, every night ahh outta here man/woman. 6: (for Tireni Akenroye, he bullies me alot) Get your black black, hunchback, rucksack, nicknack, slap on the back, hit the sack, pay back, kick back, in the back, bike track, must be given back, on the rack, battery pack, talk back, card stack, body stack, fat crack, chicken back, six pack, can we have a snack, big back, butt crack, slipping back, black jack, rail track, flat pack, on the wrong track, turn back, crack a guy’s back, spring back, hatch back, moss back outta here man/woman. 7: (in general) Shut yo beam beam, cream cream, deem deem, gleam gleam, meme meme, scream scream, theme theme, airstream, daydream, downstream, extreme, supreme, bitstream, ice cream, goofy meme, tag team, color scheme, shaving cream, seraphim, laser beam, peach and cream, indian dream, guillotine ahh up man/woman. 8: (better for people who like dogs) Get yo dog dog, clog clog, smog smog, bullfrog, eggnog, prolog, jog jog, need to sob, sonic the hedgehog, catalog, i want a dog, synagogue, analog, tag a long, mog mog, need a job, in the fog, system log, hot dog, like a log, bitten by a dog ahh outta here man/woman. 9: (better for women, cuz ice spice) Get yo dice dice, ice spice, need some rice, lice lice, mice mice, splice splice, allspice, brown rice, precise, encise, advice, device, think twice, half price, slice slice, market price, cat and mice, in paradise, sacrifice, nice nice, add spice ahh outta here. WARNING: CAN USE LOTS CURSES, MAKE SURE ROASTS ARE INSANELY MEAN